Friday, May 9, 2008

Hustle and Bustle

Read the first word of the title again. Check up its meaning in the dictionary. You'll find an explanation which literally means to lure men. India has a great culture and tradition which prohibits any kind of prostitution. ( somehow tradition and prostitution rhymes doesn't it? ) The Mumbai Red Light Area is called so because police frequently 'raid' the area for such women, use them for a bribe, catch a few for a namesake and then release them after a few months with their heads shaved. The Kolkotta 'Black Hole' is named so by the locals because any women who goes in there never comes out again and any man who goes in there will go there for the rest of his life unless he is the incarnation of God. The Chennai's street vendor women and girl children are the open brochure and interested ones can choose right there. Delhi - current capital of India - a place very close to the historical cultural capitals of India is place known for its cruel rape cases and rampant hustling. The Indian gene pool is said to be prone to get affected by AIDS but I believe it is because of these 'locally known' women in any village or suburbs or townships. Ask any guy who is roaming about on the streets after 10 pm and you'll get the complete list of 'locally known' women if you know the local language. Thai people know comparatively good English but Indians don't and hence Thailand is more notorious for its flesh trade. Any state in india can win over Thailand without lifting a finger.
Now look at the second word Bustle. Check out the picture here. This is the normal peak time traffic in India (believe it or not) due to the Indian governments request to save energy and reduce the Indian carbon footprint. Women cannot complain when men stamp over each other to get some air resulting in men 'unknowingly touching' some of their body parts. Parties in farmhouses have drinks mixed with ketamine for women so that men really enjoy it all, unless if by fluke police enters the scene. The police have been so used to all this that when 80 men tried to molest 2 women on the Mumbai roads the police termed it as normal. Search it on google or something for proof. Here is a direct link to the news story online (it might have expired)

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